'Dirty Laundry’ returns To Largs For one night only.

The Pint Size Production play featuring the outrageous life of wee Mary played by director/writer Laura Archbold at Diamond Divas Dry Cleaners - often confused for an exclusive gentleman’s club! It is back for one extra night only by demand to Lounge after four sold out shows.

It returns on Friday 22 August. Tickets are £10 including a pie and a pint are available from 01475 689968.

Read the review by Calum Corral below.

‘No sets please - we’re British!’ could be the cry from Pint Size Productions, but there was plenty of the other ‘s’ word in ‘Dirty Laundry’ in Lounge club room on Saturday night.

The raunchy comedy left little to the imagination, and was thoroughly up-to-date with sexy ‘selfie’ photos, as director/writer Laura Archbold also took on the starring role as Diamond Divas dry cleaners’ leading lady Wee Mary.

Often confused with being a gentleman’s club by its very title, the daily drudgery of the local shop sees Mary encounter the daily ups and downs of the lives of her customers, some enjoying ‘more rides than the Ayr Races’, but only wishes that she, herself, could live out some drama, other than the neighbouring shops’s false alarm going off every day.

Disapproving mum (played with gusto by Dot Gosling) Maggie urges her daughter to take action as all her pals are getting married and falling pregnant, and after a phone call from an interested client (the very drole Miles Schofield) Mr ‘O’ eager to take over the business, with a sexy sounding voice, Mary plucks up the courage and goes and knocks on his door. Kim Margery also provided plenty of laughs as upper class Vera, leading to a big shock at the end of the play.

Voluptuous best pal Big Debs (Melissa Hutcheson) is supposed to provide some moral support for beleagured Mary but often did the opposite with some hilarious one-liners, while Granny Jean (Alison Goldie) stumbles upon Mary in one of her more vulnerable moments with a laptop video link to amorous Mr ‘O’, a sex toy, and handcuffs all thrown into the mix. It is just as well Granny Jean has a forgetful memory!

After a well rounded finish to all the bawdy action (a lesson learned!), the diminutive Laura bursts into song with her Glaswegian vernacular version of ‘Call Me Maybe’ - where she gets the enery from, heaven knows!

Lighting and sound was by DAG Lighting, but with minimal sets, and a small theatre room, there is no doubting that the wee corner shop Dirty Laundry packed a big punch with plenty of side-splitting moments.